-Why mandatory liposuction? Body fat is the largest untapped source of energy in the world. Hence, it would be very pragmatic for the government to subsidize and mandate liposuction.
-Does love die? Love does not die. Being in love does. People change, but the impression of someone you love etched in your mind does not. You foster a love for this figment of memory, and as people change you no longer are in love with the different them, but will always extend affection for a previous them.
-My mom bought some pringles that went on special manager discount because they weren't being sold at all. The flavor is Restaurant Cravers: Mexican Layered Dip, and it doesn't taste half bad, though it leaves a weird aftertaste.
teehee this sounds like a modest proposal, sir. also, pringles are AMAZING but sour cream and onion is best flavor everrrrrr.
ReplyDeletealso, second thought made me think of "winter song" by sara bareilles and ingrid michaelson--go listen to it. :D
LOVE IS DEAD
ReplyDeletei killed it >D